Δευτέρα, 4 Απριλίου 2011

A random post about cinema, movies and clichés! Part.1

I've seen movies. You've seen movies. Everyone has seen movies. And.. I don't know about you, but I am a movie-cholic. I can watch movies all day long, and I won't be bored- except that I'm gonna have a terrible headache. This weekend, I saw 7 movies. I actually watched three horror films (it was by accident) on Friday, 1 drama on Saturday and 3 movies yesterday (1 comedy, 1 horror movie and 1 drama). So, I guess I can talk about many clichés that appear in most films.

Horror Films

1)The idiots who walk alone in the dark when the killer is inside the house.
2)The same idiots that can't stay in silence and say: "Hellooo, is anyone there?" (You dumbass, it's the killer!)
3)The same old idiots that hear a noise and go after him. Why don't they just hide inside the closet?
4)The killer always knows where the victims are. Even inside a house full of people.
5)Even if someone shoots the killer, he never dies. Instead, he gets up and kill the idiots.
6)Teen girls that expose their tutus and think the killer is a joke.
7)During a party or something, no one notices the killer walking around the house with a knife, or in a ridiculous costume (Scream much?)
8)Someone has seen people getting killled, but no one believes them.
9)Mirros always make us going "Ohh now the killer is behind her".
10)The killer runs like a ghost behind the protagonists. (It's usually the scene with the "is anyone there" phrase.)
11)As Sidney said, the bitch never tries to escape through the door. She just goes to the second floor.
12)Even if she tries to escape, the killer has some kind of teleportation abilities and appears behind the door.
13)Usually it starts with a joke and everyone gets killed in the end.
14)The most coward girl kills the killer. (credit to jamasian_man, imdb) 
15) The survivors walking in slow motion like heroes. (credit to liquid_stone14, imdb)
16)Even if someone who is getting killed screams for help, no one will notice, and the ones who notice will probably be drunk.
17)Someone always knows about your secrets.
18)There's always that one girl that the killer can't kill immediately. He let her talk, run, beg.
19)The murders in houses always take place in huge houses, with two floors, 79 bedrooms and 19 bathrooms. 
20)In these houses, the killer goes the wrong way, the idiots make some kind of noise, killer comes, idiots run, killer runs.
And these are some of the clichés I could think about. Do you have any other clichés on your mind?








9 σχόλια:

  1. χαχαχαχαχαχαχαχαχαχαχα!!!πραγματικά έχεις δίκαιο!!!πόσες φορές έχω βρίσει πρωταγωνιστή θρίλερ!!!
    :P :P

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  2. Ha ha!!! I always have good times when watching horror movies, spotting those clishes is so fun! lol

    Oh, another thing I like to do is counting those clishe phrases like "what do you want from me?", "let's get out of here", "help meeee!", "get away from her", etc... Fun, fun times!

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  3. hahaha poso dikio exeis gia to 9 ! xD autoi oi kathreftes einai toooso cliche
    :p alla ti na kanoume ! opws leei k o papakaliatis dn uparxei parthenogennesi stin texni :p :p :p afou o enas antigrafei ton allo -> tragiko

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  4. @cbsg58621 hahaha yeah, this is fun!
    @aggeliki, artemi, anastasia, xairomai pou sas arese! :))

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  5. LOL! expose their "tutus"
    wraio post :) poso xairomai pou vriske k allous ellines blogger, k eidika ti eksipno auto pou exeis me ti lista sou gia greek bloggers
    xxx

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